Rae Solomon was a park ranger one summer, on Wall St. in New York.
When Andrew Stout was born, he was so small that his dad could hold him in one hand.
Jonah Gold’s chest hair is in the shape of a V right now.
Matt Rubin didn’t vote for George Bush.
Nate Wessler played the role of Cinderella’s dog in his high school production of “Cinderella.” If you’re nice he’ll let you scratch his belly.
Jess Pulver got an infection from sticking her finger in her belly-button.
Jedd Cohen’s mother’s first pet, a goldfish, exploded. That’s the first thing he knew about pets.
Liza Clark jumped from a moving train and broke a jar of mayonnaise.
Though her parents have lived together for 19+ years, they’ve never married. Therefore Addie Candib is technically a bastard.
Tika once stayed in a split for 15 hours.
Alison likes pink mittens.
Sarah Hughes’ parents were first cousins.
If Jackie Aponte rubs them the right way, she can make her eyeballs squeak.
Joel Blecher’s thumbs are two different sizes.
Mariah Montgomery was captain of her midget-league cheerleading squad.
Rebecca’s friend Geoff has a scar on his wrist and he doesn’t know where it came from.
Despite years of effort, Renee Witlen has never been able to whistle.
Cathy Meals has only been pulled over once while driving, and it was in the CIA complex.
Louisa Boiman wanted to be Benjamin Franklin when she was three.
Sam Dingman once ate a fruitcake and pimento sandwich prepared by a woman in green sweatshirt.
Elinore Kaufman drives a mean tractor.
[L.D.] is currently suing the Catholic church.
Maria Alvarez is going to be Eddie Vedder when she grows up.
Jenny Ku can flare her nostrils in sync with any moderately paced song, sober.
Joanne Gaskell’s parents met through the Cygnet.
In elementary school, Alana Price led a student chocolate-tree movement that ritualistically planted hersheys kisses in the ground, watered them, and recited original incantations to promote their growth.
Khadijah White can stand on her head. (Sometimes for quite a while)
The first CD I ever owned was "The Monkee's Greatest Hits."
Lourdes Carrasco is a vampire.
Morgan Simon just wanted to let you know that the meteor shower isn't until Sunday morning at 4am, so we'd have to be partying for a long time.
At the age of seven, Rebecca Ennen won a cow-milking contest.
Ester Bloom once had a crush on her imaginary friend.
Nathaniel Deutsch will speak.
Sarah Cohodes hates ordering Chinese food over the phone. She hates it with a passion.
Corey Mark used to wear spoons around his neck.
Gerrit Hall veni vidi vici
Rachel Block once got frostbite on her nipples.
In ninth grade, Kim Bussey’s classmates decided that she was a friendly witch and asked her to grant them wishes.
Who got into an argument with a squirrel today?
Who went rock climbing today? It was fun?

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